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    Traffic Warden Tease

    It was a sweltering summer’s day and I’d nipped to post some letters, in my car. Even with the air-con on, it was boiling and I was glad I’d dressed appropriately: my long blonde hair fell about my shoulders and I was wearing denim cut-offs and a tight, strappy t-shirt. OK, so my top showed off more than a little cleavage, but it was great to feel the cool air blowing the trickles of sweat that ran across my breasts. Even though I had just got back from a holiday and was tanned in all the right places, I was aware that the sun just seemed to have it in for me that day.

    February 2013

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    Strip Poker

    Strip poker; we’ve all done it. It was the end of a long, boozy evening and we were the last three standing: me, Jane and Todd. It was Jane who suggested we play; she’s one of those ridiculously sexy women: not fat, but a curvy blonde with a pair of eyes that say she’d eat you for breakfast. I’m much slimmer, with a much smaller chest, but with a perfectly-sculpted backside and long, red hair. But we were focussed on Todd: he’s a mixed-race guy with just the right amount of muscle to say that he takes care of himself, but not too seriously.

    December 2012

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    The Sex Party

    I’d split up from my husband about a year previously and was living on my own in a one-up, two-down in the less-expensive end of town. The divorce came as a surprise to me; I’m a sexy girl, in her early thirties, with long, black hair and even longer, toned legs. I think it might have been that I have a ferocious sexual appetite and my ex just couldn’t keep up. Last I heard he’d moved in with some frump and piled on weight.

    November 2012

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    The After Show Party

    I’ve been working as an actress since I was 21, which means I’ve had six years in ‘The Business’, as it’s known. I was foolish enough to think that my looks would give me an advantage in the profession: I’m tall, slender and blonde. While I haven’t got a lot to shout about in the chest department, I am blessed with long, lithe legs and a backside that has received more than its fair share of compliments.

    September 2012

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    Anal Play For The Adventurous

    Most guys like a crack at the tradesman’s entrance once in a while, but girls aren’t always so eager. Which isn’t surprising: for guys it’s a touch of the forbidden and can be a tighter, more profound experience. Unless you know what you’re doing, it can simply be painful or uncomfortable for your partner. However, if your girl has found a taste for anal sex, you can up the ante with a little more adventurous play.

    August 2012

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    Is Dogging Safe?

    Dogging is slang for the practice in which people engage in sex in public places and are watched by others. Occasionally, the voyeurs may become involved, leading to group sex. Generally, involvement is restricted to touching, watching and masturbation. If you are considering dogging, either by having sex in public or watching people have sex, there are a few considerations that you can make to keep yourself safe.

    August 2012

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    Lucky Tourist

    I think I was one of the first masseurs in the country to offer Nuru massage. I’ve never had a problem with my body; I keep it in trim and I’ve got a great rack, perfect for what this job requires. It was during my first week that I got a phone call in broken English, from a guy called Hans, who kept asking ‘for massage.’ The conversation was stilted, but I managed to explain to him where I live and to come round at 2.30.

    July 2012

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    Stormy Monday

    It was a Bank Holiday weekend and, what with the recent good weather, me and my man, Thom, had decided to go for a picnic. We bought in some food and wine over the weekend, made some delicious meals up and packed our hamper. Of course, being a Bank Holiday, come Monday, the heavens opened: rain, thunder, lightning – the whole deal.

    July 2012

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    Fleshlights: Are They Any Good?

    Female vibrators have been openly championed as a means for sexual freedom and enjoyment. However, by comparison, male sex toys still have an ‘under the counter’ feel to them; they are rarely discussed and there is little information available to those who feel they might be interested. One of the toys that are gaining in popularity is the Fleshlight.

    June 2012

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    Nightclub Quickie

    My fella, Ray, had just landed a new job. He’s a very fit guy with more muscles than a Belgian restaurant, so it seemed right that he was going to be a bouncer for the new nightclub in town.

    March 2012

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    Can You Bring Her Off Just By Talking?

    A couple of years ago, Lady Gaga got tongues wagging when she claimed she could get herself off, just by thinking the right thoughts.

    March 2012

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    Anal Sex for Straight Men

    Most men have had the experience during sex of their partner’s finger wandering into their anuses. Surprisingly, many men have found that they actually enjoyed the experience and have discovered new levels of sexual pleasure.

    March 2012

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    Should Fantasies be made Real?

    Some believe that sexual fantasies should remain just that, while others go ahead and realize them. Can making your sex fantasies a reality be a risky business and what are the things you should consider if you want them to be more than just dreams?

    March 2012

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    A Guide to Big Beautiful Women

    Images of women are featured every day, on television, online and in newspapers. However, the images men are presented with show only the media’s perception of what is attractive and, invariably, this means a lot of skinny women all airbrushed to perfection.

    March 2012

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    Can Straight Men go with Trannies?

    The discovery that you can be aroused by the thought of sexual contact with a transgender female can be quite a shock for many men.

    February 2012

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    An Unexpected Visit

    My friend, Gemma, asked me to house-sit for a weekend, while she went away for a dirty weekend with her fella. Not a problem. Gemma’s house is stunning and she’s even got a four-poster bed.

    February 2012

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    How I Learned to Give a Great Handjob

    Me and my boyfriend, Jim, had a huge row one night and broke up. The row was all about sex; we’ve had a great sex life but, when it came to giving him a handjob, I just couldn’t seem to get it right

    February 2012

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    A Guide to Sex with an Older Woman

    It’s pretty much every man’s fantasy to be seduced by an older woman; they’re more experienced, know what they’re doing and are sure to teach you a trick or two.

    February 2012

  • dogging-rules

    A Guide to Dogging

    OK, so you’ve heard the term, but what does it actually mean? And if you want to get involved, is there anything you should know?

    February 2012

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    The Joys of Plain Vanilla Sex

    ‘Vanilla Sex’ is the term used to describe what is considered to be conventional sex, e.g. in heterosexuals it usually involves adopting the missionary position and seeing it through to its natural conclusion.

    January 2012

  • sex-santa-toys-dirty

    Dirty Santa Made My Christmas

    Now, my boyfriend, Paul, is no prude, but there’s one thing he draws the line at: sex toys.

    January 2012

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    Horny Wife Can’t Get Enough

    This is my first time at blogging, so you’ll have to excuse me if I get it a bit wrong.

    October 2011

  • Secrets of an Undergraduate

    Hi. My name’s Sarah. It’s not actually, but I’m not going to give you my real name

    October 2011

  • A Guide to Dirty Girls

    Phoning an Internet adult webcam site is the best way to get chatting to and interacting with dirty girls.

    October 2011

  • Get Confident Enough to Call

    Most people are aware of phone sex lines and adult webcam sites.

    October 2011

  • A Guide to Fetishes

    Whether they like to admit it or not, most people have a sexual fetish of some sort.

    October 2011

  • A Guide to Dirty Talk

    Dirty talk is a great way to let your inner ‘bad boy’ loose.

    September 2011

  • A Guide to Phone Sex

    Here’s something to think about. You don’t even have to be in the same room to have sex with someone

    September 2011

  • Why Fantasies Can Be Fun

    Sometimes sex just isn’t enough. Fantasies are an important part of any sexual relationship, but often people are too shy to act upon them

    September 2011